that i definitely booked the real way that you're supposed to through an agent or whatever
yeah, losers. that’s right. i was the infamous KFC DJ Colonel Sanders at Ultra Music Festival. people freaking hated this. Marshmello personally called me out on twitter. and so, put the following on my tombstone.
Here lies Adam Crouch, EDM Outlaw.
He died doing what he loved, making nerds absolutely furious.
this was not well received by the public. this is because the public is stupid and lacks taste. it was supposed to be stupid. it was supposed to be a joke. the people who hated it did so because it said something about them that they weren’t ready to accept. i’m convinced this idea will age like a fine advertising wine. it’s not even my idea, i was just the numbskull they convinced to put the helmet on. but im obsessed with this idea.
i’ll quote the strategist of the project who said this:
“We held a mirror up to culture, and they didn’t like what they saw.”
Sweat Mop Boys is exactly what the name suggests. some Boys who clean up Sweat with Mops. these particular mops look like a couple of huge deodorant sticks, to illustrate the sweat protection offered by Old Spice products. we did this at a couple NCAA Basketball Games. marketing rules so much.
here they are. those good ol sweat mop boys.
this one goes out to the haters who said i would never be the face of the relaunch of a line of merchandise for a chicken chain
oh did you see this video on the “work” page? well guess what, losers?! i acted in it too. i had to get a mold of my face made which means i had to sit still for like 2 hours. writer, actor, sitter. that’s the real hollywood triple threat. game over, baby.
we ran out of budget and couldn’t afford any cheesy terrible business themed stock photography for The Old Spice Boardroom, so we just took some ourselves. here they are.
here's the trailer for anki's robot cozmo that i was featured in. i think it helps show my depth as an actor. i'm not always just the heart-throb show-stopper bad-boy character. i can also be whatever this is.
you can really get a good peak at me at 36 seconds
this is a music video directed by my friend and mentor mike egan.
i play an absolutely bonkers fever dream woodland creature.
i think this further shows my range as an actor. please hire me for some huge acting gigs. im tired of working for my money.
i happened to look exactly like the cartoon boy in this spot so they asked me to model for some social extensions. obviously, i obliged.
listen, you might think this whole actor/model bit is played out by now, and you might be right, but i will never stop. these opportunities keep on falling at my feet and i'd be an absolute fool to pass them up.
*record scratch* *freeze frame* yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got myself into this situation....
well, it's because i happened to be in LA while this was happening
depending on who you ask, i either got to play Greenscreen Man 1 or Greenscreen Man 2 in the Old Spice feature length film: Invisible World.
